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Thought Process of a Drunk Klepto

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Caitlin Gronski Student Contributor, University of Wisconsin - Madison
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Becca Bahrke Student Contributor, University of Wisconsin - Madison
This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Wisconsin chapter and does not reflect the views of Her Campus.

It starts off so innocent.

You tell your friend you’re just gonna make a loop around the party. 

You don’t see anyone you know so you start wandering.

In some rando frat guy’s room, probably.

So many pretty THINGS!

“A flag! I’m American. I should take that!”

“An empty shot glass?! Better grab that and pour myself a shot, it looks so lonely!”

You start to leave. But wait! So many hats!

“I’m such a hat person. It will be rude to myself to not take it.”

“Food! Hungry. Drunk. Want. Food.”

Wait, so where am I again?

The next morning.

Oops. Bad habit. 

Becca Bahrke is a junior at the University of Wisconsin- Madison majoring in Retailing and minoring in Entrepreneurship and Gender & Women Studies. Becca is currently the CC/EIC of Her Campus- Wisconsin, and will continue writing news. Becca's primary hobby is blogging on her tumblr http://beccahasnothingtowear.tumblr.com