Who needs a night out on the town when you’ve got a whole grocery store full of items to check-out? (*wink wink*)
Here’s a few fun lines to use while shopping through the store!
Entrance:
“Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?”
The Produce Section
“Nice melons.”
“I need a date; do you know where I could find one?”
The Bakery
“Nice buns.”
Butcher Shop
“Excuse me, can you point me toward the protein aisle?” (I work out.)
Frozen Foods
Oh, would you look at that! It says this frozen pizza makes enough servings for two.
Junk Food Aisle
I guess the rumors are true; my milkshake really does bring all the boys to the yard.
Would you like some fries to go with that shake?
The Beverage Aisle
“Cause you’re not. You could totally be drinking whole if you wanted to.”
Check-Out
“Is this too much food for a single girl?”
“This line is really long; do you need me to check you out?”
Parking Lot
“I’d help you carry those bags to your car, but I threw out my back yesterday while building a homeless shelter for the less-fortunate children of Africa.”
As bold as some of these statements may be, they’re incredibly effective. I mean, I can’t make promises on a second date or anything, but I can definitely open the door of opportunities. It all begins with three words; one meaning, say it and he’s yours: “Digiorno: my place.”