It’s obvious that no one likes doing laundry, but at some point it gets done. Sure, we might order chinese delivery here and there, but it’s usually thrown out at some point as well. Sometimes, it seems like guys don’t even get the concept of “at least at some point.” “Eventually” becomes never, and his mother would definitely not approve. Some guys have the dirtiest living spaces and I just don’t understand how they do it. If his house has more than half of these traits, he is definitely messier than most.
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He has multiple empty water bottles surrounding his bed, but even more empty beer cans.
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His dishes are so high you can’t even see the sink faucet.
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He lights a candle and thinks it magically deems the place clean.
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The ratchet posters of naked girls and rappers are covered in graffiti and pizza sauce.
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His door is broken.
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His bathroom door is broken too.
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On top of that, his toilet seat is broken.
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Actually the entire bathroom is quarantined, ever since that one party where someone threw up everywhere.
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He thinks cleaning and hiding the mess are the same thing.
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He has mice and maybe even a squirrel.
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There is a pizza box tower.
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He leaves his beard trimmings all over the sink.
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You’ve tripped over his video game cords and landed on a condom wrapper.
If his place just grosses you out, the only good thing is that he’ll see your place as a castle. This also makes you appreciate those guys that try to keep their space even just a little bit cleaner. There are, of course, points to those that try to organize their mess, just for trying. However, if a guy walked into a girl’s bathroom once she was done getting ready, there would be a mountain of her messes as well.