This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Wisconsin chapter.
Dear Gordon,
We have been in a relationship for almost two semesters now, and we see each other just about every day. I know I have yet to use the “L” word, but I’m sorry to say that there is a reason behind it all. You see, I just can’t stand it…
- When the person in front of me in the omelet line blocks the whole buffet after filling their bowl…
- When I try to grab a fork to-go and the dispenser is empty…
- When I realize my favorite salad dressing is out of stock after I pay for the greens…
- When the quesadilla grill isn’t in service…
- When I have to refrain from buying the watermelon because every ounce counts once you get to the weighing station at checkout…
- When you say you’re open until 10 p.m. but literally almost every station is shut down when I get there at 9 p.m. …
- When I try to find a trash can and every single one is hidden under potted plants…
- When the lines are long AF…
So, Gordon, I know we’ve had our tough times, but you know I won’t stop coming back to you. You and your cheesy quesadillas are the single definition of the freshman fifteen, which definitely comes with some respect. However, maybe a break is what’s best for us right now.
It’s not a goodbye; it’s a see you later.
Until next fall,
Your faithful freshman fan