We asked the questions you don’t want to ask. What do men think of our gaseous emissions? You may cringe thinking about these grotesque functions; however, it is only natural. So why not get the candid answers from five handsome men who would like to share with fellow collegiettes the truth.
Has a girl ever tooted in front of you? If so, did you call her out on it and what was her reaction?
Drake: Yes. Obviously. It was chill, it wasn’t that weird.
Tom: No. I don’t think so… pretty lame. Hypothetically, I would get in their face about it and I would definitely fart in her face. I farted in girls’ faces plenty of times, but I’ve never been farted on though.
David: Yes. Yeah and she laughed.
Erik: Not noticeably. I just think it has happened. I don’t think they fart. They fluff.
Alexander: Yes. Yeah, it was in taco bell and she was NOT happy when I called her out.
If you were on a date with a girl and she let out a large burp what would you do?
Drake: Burp right along with her. Just kidding. I would laugh hard.
Tom: I would smell it.
David: I would say, “excuse you” and give her a high five.
Erik: I wouldn’t find it that weird. I would find it okay that she was comfortable enough to do that.
Alexander: Nothing. Laugh. Ask if she got any on herself.
Do you prefer silent and deadly or loud and proud toots?
A unanimous vote: loud and proud
Do you think girls poop?
Drake: Yes.
Tom: No, definitely not.
Dave: Absolutely.
Erik: I don’t think so… no.
Alexander: Yeah. They do.
Do you prefer girls say toot, fart, shart, poot, gas, break wind, cut the cheese, or flatulence?
Drake: Fart or shart.
Tom; I’d say foof… and toot. I like toot a lot too.
David: Fart
Erik: I’m gonna go with poot.
Alexander: Uh. Fart.
Have you ever tooted in front of a girl you were trying to impress?
Drake: Yes. I’m sure it has happened.
Tom: Yes, definitely. Farted in Kalee’s face when trying to impress her.
David: No. I don’t feel comfortable doing that.
Erik: Yeah. It was silent and she called me out on it. I deny it every time.
Alexander: UH yes. And then I dated her for two and a half years.
How long do you have to be dating a girl for you to feel comfortable with her tooting or burping in front of you?
Drake: Day one.
Tom: Um. I think it would be kinda cool and interesting the first day. It would show some personality.
David: Half a year.
Erik: One month.
Alexander: Before we start dating.
So, ladies, know that if this ever happens to you, just laugh it off because EVERYONE does it. Even Kate Middleton.