10.Spicy Chicken Taco
This never gets any love. It might be good, but no one will ever know, because the friendly employees at Ian’s place it right next to Chicken Bacon Ranch. And really, who can resist that? Spicy Chicken Taco just doesn’t stand a chance. Plus, lettuce on a pizza is just unappealing.
9.Cheese or Pepperoni
Don’t be that person. How many times in your life have you had plain cheese or pepperoni pizza? You are at Ian’s Pizza! Home of some of the most delicious and creative pizza concoctions you will ever have the privilege of eating! Step out of your comfort zone and into pizza bliss.
8.Ham, Pineapple, Banana Pepper
For the crazies out there that like fruit on their pizza. It’s a personal preference I suppose. But there’s a reason it’s near the bottom of the list.
7.Buffalo Chicken
While this doesn’t top the list in comparison to BBQ Chicken Bacon Ranch, it’s still as delicious as it sounds. It’s kind of like wings on a pizza. And who wouldn’t want that?
6.Spinach Tomato Feta Florentine
For the days you don’t feel like shrouding your insides in grease, the selection of spinach and feta slices are the way to go. They’re refreshing and delicious, and you’ll feel healthy eating it while watching your roomie go ham on her Mac n’ Cheese across the table.
5.Spicy Chicken Stuffed Mac n’ Cheese
I’m pretty sure this is a myth. Because if I’d ever seen it, I would have tried it. and if I’d ever tried it, I’m sure it would top the list. But ianspizza.com wouldn’t lie to me, so I just have to assume this is as delicious as it sounds. Anything with “stuffed” and “mac n’ cheese” in one sentence has got to be in the top 5.
4.Penne Pasta Marinara, or Ravioli
A slightly less intoxicating pasta + pizza pairing, penne or ravioli are still respectable choices. Lacking the meat of the silver medal Chicken Bacon Ranch, it also lacks power. If you’re really craving Italian, go for it. But drunk you just won’t be as satisfied with these cheddarless slices.
3.BBQ Potato Bacon Ranch
A close second to the chicken, potato bacon ranch is every bit as delectable. All of your cheesy potato dreams come together on a sizeable triangle of delicious crust, seamlessly paired with sauces that will send your taste buds straight to the pearly gates of pizza heaven. One word for this slice: dayum.
2.BBQ Chicken Bacon Ranch
An intoxicated go-to, a slice of Ian’s Chicken Bacon Ranch is simply absolute satisfaction on a greasy paper plate. Every bite is catered to perfection—the flawless distribution of barbeque sauce, ranch, and melted cheddar is the ultimate foodgasm. Just don’t order two. I know drunk you thinks you can do it, but once you make it to the last bite of crust on slice #1, you’ll be clutching your stomach and ready to PTFO. And reheated leftovers are never quite the same.
1.Mac n’ Cheese
Undoubtedly the best thing on the menu, Mac n’ Cheese pizza never disappoints. A favorite choice of everyone’s, you could be a freshman on your first drunk Ian’s visit or a senior on your way out of town and Mac n’ Cheese would be your go-to. At least it should be. C’mon. It’s mac n’ cheese. On a pizza.
MACARONI AND CHEESE ON A FREAKING PIZZA.
Thank you, Ian. Wherever you are.