I have block off nights for student orgs, work twice a week, and spend a night volunteering. A pile of homework left untouched on my desk, a few exams to study for, and I could definitely use a workout…so why have I spent two hours glued to my television? Four letters: HGTV.
Dear Personal HGTV Addiction,
Since moving into college, you have become an unnecessary part of my day. You are unwelcome in my busy schedule, yet I cannot turn you off. Why must I be so dependent on your mind numbing abilities during high-stress times? It’s with great pain in my heart that I must tell you it’s time to end our relationship together.
We’ve been through so much together. Remember that time I fell asleep watching you in January and almost missed my afternoon classes? Oh, good times…But you haven’t always treated me with kindness or support. As if I didn’t have enough pressure in school, must you always give me extra false hope for the future? It is not realistic to live on a tropical island. Stop causing me to daydream. There is a slim chance I’ll ever be able to choose freely between 3 different multimillion dollar houses–I really must just face the facts.
I’m sorry, but I’ve started to feel profound feelings for other people. These are people I feel I know personally but that will never know me. The deeper I become emotional invested in Chip and Joanna’s relationship, the more I realize I need to cut you out.
I should be studying econ. I should be memorizing my Spanish vocab. I should be doing the reading I’ve put off all week. So why am I using my mental energy analyzing every decision they make on Flip or Flop?
But I must also thank you. You have opened my mind to new concepts. Shiplap, crown molding…these are words that would’ve meant nothing to me before you. From now on, I will promptly notice popcorn ceilings when walking into any new home. Thank you for opening my eyes to a whole new world of real estate and home improvement. I’ll miss you HGTV. I hope you all find that perfect house. In the meantime, I think I’ll try finding my remote, scrolling up and checking out the Food Channel.
HGTV, you’ve been chopped.