WARNING: THIS CONTAINS SPOILERS!
“Oh my gosh, it’s starting!”
“Penguin’s mom, yay!”
“Ew. Galavan. Ugh and Tabitha. Shut up you two.”
“Butch, listen to Penguin…”
“Shut. Up. Tabitha”
“REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO GO…they just killed her…”
*blank face*
“Are you kidding me, Galavan? Your list of why I don’t like you is getting longer and longer.”
“Gosh, I love these camera angles. They’re so beautiful!”
“Oh…poor Nygma…”
“Oh here’s that creepy voice again…”
“I see a question mark…FORESHADOW…here comes ‘The Riddler'”
“Ew, Tabitha…”
“He’s not going to be Mayor of Gotham.”
“Not Bruce! You leave Bruce alone and Penguin.”
“YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE MAYOR!”
“Jim, I’m telling you, don’t listen to Galavan.”
“Lies. Lies. Lies. Lies.”
“Ohh, why hellooo Harvey Dent!” *winky, kissy face*
“Don’t listen to him Jim. No. No. No.”
“SHUT UP GALAVAN! UGH.”
“hahaha, guy in the mustache…”
“Selina is so flirting with Bruce.”
“Oh heck no! Not this Silver girl again.”
“Ew, her dress is to puffy, I don’t like her.”
“Don’t listen to her Bruce.”
“Did she just…uhhh…oh no…”
“Oh here’s Nygma again.”
“Oh that’s some lovely Jazz they are playing in the background.”
“Oh. no. That is a hand. I repeat. That is a hand. Oh my gosh…”
“What is up with Tabitha’s hair?”
“Penguin will get you Galavan. Your plan will not work. Sorry, not sorry.”
“ZSASZ!”
“Poor Penguin…”
“Oh, that lighting is just…ohh and that angle…uhh…so beautiful.”
“He dies. Tonight.” o.O
“Jim, you can’t flirt, but that’s okay because your looks make up for it.”
“I just cant even look at this Silver girl anymore.”
“Selina is going to find out her plan. I know she is.”
“Ohhhhh dang Selina! You go girl!”
“Don’t fake cry. ew.”
“DUDEEE. SELINA KNOWS.”
“Bruce, can you make up your mind at all? Nope.”
“Oh Jim, you’re so cute.”
“JIM IS FIGURING IT OUT. Oh. My. Gosh.”
“Jim is figuring it out.”
“I repeat. Jim is figuring it out.”
“Oh, there is Zsasz, taking care of business.”
“Leave Jim!”
“Listen to Butch, Jim. Listen to him.”
“Oh the Cinematography….” <3
“Oh yes, Jim. Werk it.”
“Ugh. Galavan.
“His smile is so ugly.”
“Don’t listen to him Bruce.”
“SHUT UP GALAVAN!”
“Oh here comes Silver…blah, blah, blah…”
“YES PENGUIN. This is gonna be so good!”
“Ohhh, let the games begin!”
“Ew, Galavan looks even uglier in the picture.”
“Oh, wait, there’s Harvey Dent!” *heart eyes*
“Galavan doesn’t deserve those balloons.”
“Okay Nygma, you’re creeping me out.”
“Ohhh no..”
“Is he going to kill Leslie? Oh my gosh.”
“EW. EW. EW. EW. GALAVAN EW.”
“I have a question for you Galavan, why are your ears so big? It bothers me.”
“Here comes Penguin!”
“TABITHA? NO. STOP. GO AWAY.”
“Wait, Penguin clones? YAS.”
“Window breaking. Wut wut?
“Oh it’s getting so good. Oh my gosh…that just happened…”
“HERE’S PENGUIN!”
“He’s going to get Galavan.”
“Oh no…Jim, come on! Do it for Penguin!”
“I cant. I literally can’t right now. Oh my gosh.”
“NOT PENGUIN.”
“…TABITHAAAAA!”
“No Bruce. No.”
*fists clench*
“Don’t listen to her.”
“Bruce, really? Did you not hear me?”
“YES JIM. YES.”
“The first monster I’m going to start with is you.”
“You go Jim! Take care of Galavan!:
“Oh…there goes Nygma. And…there’s The Riddler.”
“Oh my gosh… next week…”