Sex, am I right? What a time. So many people like it, so many people do it. Just ask your mom and dad … JK don’t. That’d be a horrible convo to have. I’m so sorry.
Here, look at this GIF of Idris Elba to get that image out of your mind.
Ugh. Sexiest man alive – AM I RIIIIGHT? Here’s one more for good measure.
That’s better. Okay. So sex. Let’s talk about sex.
Now if you’re gonna do the do or really anything close to it — you know making out, grinding, oral, hands — whatever, I don’t care. It’s your prerogative. You gotta be in the mood. And we can all agree sometimes just plain silence while your getting hot and heavy on can be a little awkward.
So I made a little present for your sexy-time. A playlist! Now you can smush booties to some rad tunes!
And of course let’s not forget those who like to have a little quality time to themselves, if you catch my drift …
1. Pussy is God – King Princess
2. Body Count (Feat. Normani & Kehlani) – Jessie Reyex
3. Bed (Feat. Ariana Grande) – Nicki Minaj
4. Pynk (Feat. Grimes) – Janelle Monáe
5. Ruin The Friendship – Demi Lovato
6. God Is A Woman – Ariana Grande
7. Love on The Brain – Rihanna
8. Distraction – Kehlani
9. Feeling Myself (Feat. Beyoncé) – Nicki Minaj
10. Girls Need Love – Summer Walker
11. Sex With Me – Rihanna
12. Ego – Beyoncé
13. Only (Feat. Drake, Lil Wayne & Chris Brown) – Nicki Minaj
14. Dangerous Woman – Ariana Grande
15. Ring (Feat. Kehlani) – Cardi B
16. Partition – Beyoncé
17. Do U Dirty – Kehlani
And remember, when you’re jamming out to my very shmexy playlist, always ask for ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT and be safe! You can pick up free condoms at the Wellness Centre — and don’t forget to get a regular check up for STIs!
Enjoy boo boos!