People always ask if you are going to a funeral.
Not in black? Not my style.
If you can change one thing in your life it would be that time you decided to go against your will and buy something not black (biggest mistake of your life).
Spilled a drink on yourself? No one will ever know.
When someone thinks you should buy it in another colour because you wear too much black.
Summer is a pain because vibrant colours are trending again.
You may have shamelessly bought multiple pairs of the same black pants.
Laundry is easy because you do not need to separate items by colour.
You can only cuddle with your cat or dog at the end of the day.
What would I do without this object in my life?
Events that have a colour dress code give you anxiety.
Does this black match?
It is nearly impossible to find stuff in your wardrobe because everything looks the same.
Your outfit advice always remains the same.
Orange is the new black? Wrong.