Bar bathrooms are usually a place where people empty their bladders and check themselves out before returning to the dance floor. For us girls, bar bathrooms are much more than that; the girls’ bathroom is full of interesting characters. No matter what bar you’re at, we always seem to encounter the same few stereotypical girls…am I right, ladies? I’ve put together 8 types of drunk girls that I’ve encountered at numerous bars.
1. The Selfie Queen
There’s always the girl who wants to take pictures, with everyone and everything. She either wants you in the picture, or wants you to take a picture of her.
2. The Crier
That one girl that’s crying, and no one knows why. She’s just standing there alone in the bathroom…crying…
3. Your New BFF
The conversation probably starts out with one of you complimenting the other. She’ll either be your best friend for 5 minutes, or for the rest of the night, and after that you’ll probably never speak to her again.
4. The Puker
WRONG STALL! At least once a night, you enter the bathroom and meet the back of a girl’s head. She’s probably really nice, and has a great face once you get her head out of the toilet.
5. The B*tch
We’ve all encountered (or been) that girl who’s waiting in line for the bathroom and judging every other girl in the bathroom.
6. The Girl Who Spills All Her Problems
There is always that one girl who has to tell you about her wardrobe malfunction, or that time 3 years ago that her boyfriend cheated on her with her sister. Regardless of what she’s telling you, she usually ends up as the crier.
7. The Mom
This girl is either sober, or appears to be the most sober. Either way, she’s taking care of everyone and making sure all of her friends make it out of the bathroom alive.
8. The Girl You Know, But Don’t Know
You know that one girl, and you both know each other, but you don’t really know each other, and then in the bathroom you guys become best friends? Yeah, that girl.
If you haven’t seen some of these girls in the bathroom, look out for them next time you’re at a bar, and always drink responsibly!