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The Western Student 10 Commandments

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Western chapter.

1. Thou shalt have no other gods before coffee.

 

2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or anything any likeness of Queen’s.

 

3. Thou shalt not take the name of Weldon, in vain.

 

4. Remember Homecoming, celebrate to keep it holy.

 

5. Honor your father and your mother’s money; go to class.

 

6. Thou shalt not turn down a car ride anywhere, especially to get groceries.

 

7. Thou shalt not leave for Ceeps past 10 pm.

8. Thou shalt not steal essay theses.

 

9. Thou shalt not bear false exam information to your neighbor.

 

10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s exam mark.

Alexie is a graduate from The University of Western Ontario where she majored in English and minored in both Writing and Anthropology. She is now a graduate student at Western, where she is completing a Masters of Media in Journalism and Communications. Reality TV junkie and social media addict (follow her on instagram: @alexie_elisa and twitter: @AlexieRE_Evans), Alexie is ecstatic to be on the alum team of HC Western Ontario after loving being the campus correpondent in her undergrad!