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Ten Things Elle Woods Taught Me

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Western chapter.

10.  It’s impossible to use half-loop stitching on low-viscosity rayon. It snags the fabric.

9. When in doubt, use your assets.

8. Don’t let one stupid prick ruin your life.

7. Just because you’re not a Vanderbilt doesn’t mean you’re white trash.

6. You can’t shower after getting a perm. Actually, just don’t ever get a perm.

5. It’s perfectly OK to use legal jargon in everyday life.

4. A 4.0 GPA is a 4.0 GPA, even if it is in fashion merchandising.

3. You don’t have to make-out with your professor in order to succeed in your career.

2. Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t shoot their husbands, they just don’t.

1. Never break the bonds of sisterhood, or give up on yourself.

 

Kellie Anderson is incredibly proud and excited to be Western Ontario's Campus Correspondent for the 2015-2016 year. She is currently in her fourth year of Media Information & Technoculture, and has an overflowing passion for creative writing. While Kellie loves to get wildly creative while writing fictional short stories, she has found that her true passion is in shedding light towards hard-hitting topics like Mental Illness - she believes that writing is the best healer. Kellie has some pretty BIG plans for her future and can't wait to graduate as a Her Campus Alumni! You can contact her at kellieanderson@hercampus.com.