10. It’s impossible to use half-loop stitching on low-viscosity rayon. It snags the fabric.
9. When in doubt, use your assets.
8. Don’t let one stupid prick ruin your life.
7. Just because you’re not a Vanderbilt doesn’t mean you’re white trash.
6. You can’t shower after getting a perm. Actually, just don’t ever get a perm.
5. It’s perfectly OK to use legal jargon in everyday life.
4. A 4.0 GPA is a 4.0 GPA, even if it is in fashion merchandising.
3. You don’t have to make-out with your professor in order to succeed in your career.
2. Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t shoot their husbands, they just don’t.
1. Never break the bonds of sisterhood, or give up on yourself.