Dear Chocolate Easter Bunny,
I’m so sorry.
I’m not sure what else to say…
I tried to resist you.
I tried to tell myself that I didn’t need you…
But late tonight, I ate you.
All of you.
I’m not sure what made me do it…
But I can’t take it back now…
It started with just a nibble – of your little bunny toe.
But soon after, I tore into your back…
Cracking your silky milk chocolate in my hands…
I can still see the melted smear of chocolate on my pajama top.
By the time I reached your head, I knew I had gone too far…
But by then I was a wolverine… creeping in for the kill.
Bunny, baby, please… forgive me.
I know I should have been more considerate…
And eaten your ears first…
So you couldn’t hear my joy.
I know I should have never unwraped your spring-coloured foil…
But I did.
And if I’m being completely honest…
I’d totally do it all again.
Dear Mini Eggs,
You’re next.