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Dear Chocolate Easter Bunny, I’m Not Sorry

Dear Chocolate Easter Bunny, 

I’m so sorry. 

I’m not sure what else to say…

I tried to resist you.

I tried to tell myself that I didn’t need you…

But late tonight, I ate you.

All of you. 

I’m not sure what made me do it…

But I can’t take it back now… 

It started with just a nibble – of your little bunny toe. 

But soon after, I tore into your back…

Cracking your silky milk chocolate in my hands…

I can still see the melted smear of chocolate on my pajama top. 

By the time I reached your head, I knew I had gone too far…

But by then I was a wolverine… creeping in for the kill. 

Bunny, baby, please… forgive me. 

I know I should have been more considerate…

And eaten your ears first…

So you couldn’t hear my joy.

I know I should have never unwraped your spring-coloured foil… 

But I did.

And if I’m being completely honest…

I’d totally do it all again. 

Dear Mini Eggs,

You’re next. 

Kellie Anderson is incredibly proud and excited to be Western Ontario's Campus Correspondent for the 2015-2016 year. She is currently in her fourth year of Media Information & Technoculture, and has an overflowing passion for creative writing. While Kellie loves to get wildly creative while writing fictional short stories, she has found that her true passion is in shedding light towards hard-hitting topics like Mental Illness - she believes that writing is the best healer. Kellie has some pretty BIG plans for her future and can't wait to graduate as a Her Campus Alumni! You can contact her at [email protected]
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