This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Western chapter.
- Never let someone “keep the change”. Every non-existent penny counts.
- The best diet is called “how can I make this $13 last until payday?”.
- Textbooks are strictly optional. Seriously, half of mine are still in their cellophane wrap.
- Getting to bed by 1:00 a.m. is considered an early night.
- Even with 5 snooze alarms, you’ll probably need an alarm that is across the room before you ever get out of bed.
- Anything can be made into a drinking game, be it Monopoly, a movie, or drinking every time you hear your annoying neighbours play bad music.
- Naps are one of the best past-times ever. Cherish them.
- Due today? Do today.
- Waking up with 20 minutes before class is ample time to get ready.
- You will long for high school “final exams” because they were only worth 10%… as much as every “quiz” you write.
- Any alcohol tastes good when it’s cheap enough (or free). Dollar beers? Yes, please.
- The walk up hill to school constitutes a daily workout.
- Kraft Dinner actually doesn’t taste too bad when you use water because you
are too broke to buy milkforgot to buy milk. - There’s always an excuse to skip class, for example: “Why would I go to my one-hour class when I have to wait two hours after my other one for it?”
- Pulling an all-nighter to do your assignments is actually a thing, not just something from the movies.
- Luckily for you, so is acceptable day-drinking.
- Toilet paper: There isn’t actually a TP elf that refills it every time it’s gone (cough your parents cough). That sh*t is expensive.
- Going out three nights in a row with a combined 14 hours of sleep won’t kill you.
- Netflix can be a relationship status.
- Having a friend with a car is a god-send.
- If you don’t check your bank account and your card isn’t declined yet, consider everything to be okay.
- Your printer will always stop working when it’s the day before an assignment is due.