This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Waterloo chapter.
You know we had to do one too ;)
* Disclaimer: opinions in this article are not based on facts or specific individuals but a writer’s individual perspective*
The types of girls at UW..
1. KIRAN
- Drake is her “man”
- Religion is Phil’s Wednesday but her Mom doesn’t know she drinks
- Claims to be “not your typical brown girl”
- Always posts quotes as her story on Instagram
- Has “MUA” as her Instagram bio
- Overuses the dog filter on Snapchat
2. VIVIAN
- Involved in every club, society, and activity on campus
- Has over 10k followers on Instagram
- Sells what Instagram sponsors send her on the ‘Free & For Sale’ page
- Uses her Kate Spade purse as her backpack
3. JENNY
- In Math, always wearing designer clothes
- Carries a MCM backpack
- Gets the newest iPhone on the first day it’s released
- Only talks to the other mathies in her clique
4. EMMA
- Always has a Starbucks drink in her hand and trying to take the perfect Instagram pic
- All of her clothes are from Aritzia, with Hunter Boots or Uggs
- Nails are always done
- Goes to Brixton on Thursdays but lowkey listens to Taylor Swift when she’s alone
- Goes back home to shop on the weekend because “there’s no good stores in Waterloo”
5. AMY
- Overachiever to the max
- Has like 5 majors
- Knows the profs and faculty on a first name basis
- Has 500+ connections on LinkedIn
- Sits in the front row of class
And you know we can’t forget the guys…
1. ADAM
- Wishes Jenny from Math was his girlfriend
- Wishes he was in Comp-sci but is in ARBUS
- Always on Reddit
- Bubble tea and sushi is a regular meal
2. AKASH
- At Phil’s every Wednesday
- Tries to outdrink all of his boys
- Your Brampton boi who smokes “bare kush”
- Refers to his car as his “whip”
- Wears Timberlands and a Bomber
3. MOHIT
- In Engineering because that’s what his Dad wishes he studied
- Practically lives at the DC Library
- Smokes cigarettes now that he’s not living with his parents
- Wears his lanyard around his neck
4. BRAD
- In Rec & Leisure
- Brags about being on UW Football team
- Carries his gym bag everywhere
- Dresses like a frat boy
- Can be found drinking ‘a cold one with his boys’ at Dallas
5. DAVID
- In AFM
- Plays League of Legends and carries around his huge laptop everywhere
- A member of DECA, of course
- Drives a white BMW
- Shops at Uniqlo
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