Andrew Tucker
Program: Honours Psychology Co-op 3A
Hometown: London, Ontario
In a relationship
Favourite part about being at Waterloo? I love the fact that I can be as nerdy as I want and be only slightly judged for it.
If you could be anywhere but here where would you be? I’d be in Australia. Someone just send me there, please. I’ll pay for both our tickets.
Who inspires you? Anybody who keeps up with their readings. Seriously, cheers to you guys.
If you could be famous for anything what would it be? I think I’d want to be famous for a world record or something. Like World’s Best Mario Kart-er. Yeah, that’d be cool.
If you had to 3 wishes what would they be? 1. Be Spider-Man …that’s all I really need. I could do my other two wishes as Spider-Man.
What are some of your hobbies? Do you share them with others? I love my guitar and I’d love to be in a band. I like playing Super Smash Bros but my roommates are pretty sick of it.
Favourite joke? What do you call a large-chested crab in a dirty bus terminal? A busty crustacean in a crusty bus station.
Do you have a theme song? What is it and why? Probably definitely Tik Tok by Ke$ha. Mostly because the party don’t start till I walk in but also because I brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack every morning.
If you could write a book on anything what would it be on and why? I’d write a book outlining every pickup line that I’ve used that actually worked. It’d be empty, though.
If you could be adopted by a celebrity or celeb couple who would it be? Easily Bill Murray. That’d be amazing and I’d probably be a lot funnier than I am.