Clever Instagram Captions for Your Reading Week Pics

For The Freezing Weather:

  • My butt cheeks = popsicles
  • Alexa, play Can’t feel my toes by The Weeknd
  • When life gives you snow, make a snowman
  • Cue Frozen’s Let it Snow
  • That hot chocolate, oversized sweater, doing nothing weather

@zoeydeutch

 

For When Your Life is a Mess but The Pictures are On Point:

  • Just wingin’ it - life, eyeliner, everything
  • New hair, who dis?
  • Life status: currently holding it all together with like one bobby pin
  • Mermaid hair, don’t care
  • Made of glitter, water, and anxiety
  • 2% girl, 98% anxiety
  • I swear I have it all together, I just don’t remember where I put it

@zendaya

 

For Pictures With Your Squad:

  • Humble with just a hint of Kanye
  • Big bestie energy
  • On Wednesdays, we wear pink
  • You can’t sit (sip, if you’ve got cups in your hands) with us
  • They don’t care about the he-said she-said
  • Girls just wanna have fun (or sun)
  • Ovaries before brovaries
  • Everyone thinks that they have it but we are the true #squadgoals
  • We are the squad all the other squads are trying to be

@lilireinhart 

 

For Your Best Selfies:

  • Cherry lips, crystal skies
  • Cause darlin’ I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream
  • Ugh, as if!
  • That’s so fetch!
  • Another day, another slay
  • I’m not a regular _______, I’m a cool ________
  • If I was you, I’d wanna be me too

@lilyjcollions

 

For The Exciting Adventures:

  • Chills, literal chills
  • Mediocre (not) Monday
  • Technicolor Tuesday
  • Wild Wednesday
  • Trouble-free Thursday
  • Fierce Friday
  • Spontaneous Saturday
  • Soulful Sunday

@karliekloss

 

For Pictures with Your S/O:

  • Home
  • There’s magic in the air
  • Never not on cloud 9 w u
  • Always better together
  • Sun to my flower
  • Fit like a daydream, fly like a jet stream
  • Starry eyes sparking up my darkest nights
  • Ain’t nobody like you

@ansel