1. I’m not going to get that drunk today. I’m going to pace myself. I will not get white girl wasted.
2. OOOH green beer!
3. I’m like 1/16th Irish, I can totally pull off the “Kiss Me I’m Irish” crop top
4. Am I wearing enough green? Is this too much green? Am I trying too hard?
5. How is there already an Uber surge? It’s like 9:30 in the morning
6. I really should be studying today.
7. Ugh, that girl’s shot glass necklace is cute. Why didn’t I think of that?
8. OMG, pancakessssss
9. It’s too early to be doing a keg stand right now…why did I think this was a good idea??
10. I really wanna go to Ezra
11. It’s cold
12. I really wanna leave Ezra
13. It’s cold
14. I wonder if the cops know I have Fireball in my Timmes cup
15. It’s actually like really cold
16. OH MY GOD LET’S TAKE A SNAPCHAT
17. Where did my clover antennas go? I seriously don’t remember losing those
18. I need a nap. Like, really, really, toddler-level need a nap. I would literally sleep on the ground of this dirty street if it wasn’t so cold
19. This nap is blessed
20. Round two here we gooooo
21. See, now this is actually a socially acceptable time to be taking shots
22. I’m pretty sure I’m still drunk from earlier. Now I’m more drunk. This is great.
23. This day is literally Christmas for college students
24. Nachos are so good. Like, soooooo good.
25. I AM SO GOOD AT BEER PONG YAS I AM A CHAMPION TAKE THAT