Because what better way is there to prepare for finals than with a whole list of things you can do to put off doing the things that should really be doing?
1. Follow the blue dot on the circ app
2. Do some light email reading
3. Create your political campaign to abolish homework across America #yeswecan #pencilsdown
4. Build fort using pillows and all suitemates’ sheets
5. Google Maps your house and look for some ~friendly faces~
6. Watch your Middle School crush’s snap story
7. Read course listings
8. Watch movie trailers (hell no do you have time to watch the movie)
9. Knit a sweater for the bunny
10. Check your favorite sports team
11. Check Yugoslavian soccer stats
12. Find embarrassing pictures of your professors on Google
13. Sort your sock drawer
14. Learn the alma mater
15. Check how long the wait is at Pastaria (regardless of if you plan on going)
16. Decide if it’s okay to eat the leftover Pastaria from two weeks ago
17. Call your mom… or your grandma… or your dog… you just need someone who will listen
18. Reformat your resume
19. Go to a job interview
20. Locate Rudolph Hall
21. Work to improve your yakarma score
22. Question the existence of Fontbonne students
23. Learn how to play Blank Space on the kazoo
24. Put off your homework by doing “easy” homework
25. Read “The Record”
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