Oh. It’s that time! Time to write my paper- FACEBOOK. Time to read the chapter- INSTAGRAM. Time to email my teacher- SNAPCHAT. Time to practice some flashcards- LINKEDIN. One second you are sitting down gettin’ productive and the next second you are going through pictures from 2009 of your semi-guy-friend’s younger brother’s ex-girlfriend’s best friend’s sister! UGH!
Ok, so you are procrastinating, it’s already happening. But this is the third time you’ve been on your semi-guy-friend’s younger brother’s ex-girlfriend’s best friend’s sister’s Facebook page and you just cannot stare at the same photo of her in tights and Soffe shorts with UGG boots on one more gosh darn time! Instead, try googling these things if you don’t mind getting caught laughing alone in Einstein’s!
“your friend’s name”
(but it really turns out more like this)
“[any animal] memes”
“face swap”
9gag.com
“funny quotes”
vitamin-ha.com
“silly vladamir putin”
herbeat.com
“funniest picture ever”
orig08.com