PSA: there was in fact a debate this week! (I know, I know it wasn’t at Wash U but it’s still ~relevant~.) Since this election season has pretty much turned into a reality show, I thought I’d turn this into “Keeping Up with the Electio”n with some Kardashian reactions thrown in there. Here are the top Trump quotes from the debate:
1. “We have some bad hombres here and we’re gonna get them out!”
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LIKE WHAAAAT?! Excuse me? “Bad hombres” was uttered at the final debate for the presidential election! What world are we living in?
2. Hillary: “[Putin] would rather have a puppet for president of the United States.”
Trump: “No puppet, no puppet. You’re the puppet.”
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Ooooh, Trump coming in hot with the feisty come back! He got ‘em! Trump doesn’t disappoint with his witty retorts. We have to admit, no one saw “you’re the puppet” coming.
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3. “MY TURN!”
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[Currently rolling my eyes into the very dark corners of my head.] Speaking of bad “temperament,” Trump apparently missed the class on taking turns in second grade.
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4. “Nobody has more respect for women than me. Nobody.”
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It really is. I know we’ve all heard this quote before because Trump is a broken record buuuut can we just follow this up with:
5. “If you go with Hillary is saying, in the ninth month you can take the baby and rip the baby out of the womb of the mother just prior to the birth of the baby… it’s not okay with me.”
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All I have to say is…
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6. “[Hillary is] such a nasty woman.”
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And in conclusion:
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