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A Beginner’s Guide to Procrastination

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Wash U chapter.

This guide is meant to help you optimize your time spent procrastinating, because if you’re going to be procrastinating, you should be doing it right. There is the typical ~scrolling on social media~, but how long can you actually look at Aunt Brenda’s Facebook updates about her new haircut? Yes, that is Kate Gosselin from Kate + 8. The inspiration for this came from overseeing someone looking at the “23 best bed sets on Amazon”, please don’t subject your level of procrastination to browsing bed sheets on Amazon. Below are the top 10 best procrastination links that I guarantee will keep you so mesmerized that you completely forget about the work you were procrastinating.

5. http://www.lolcats.com

Stating you off with a classic; a combination of the two things the Internet loves: memes and CATS.  This is a collection of cat memes that should make you “lol”.

4.  http://corgiorgy.com

For you dog people out there corgiorgy.com is the one for you. It’s literally just corgis swimming with strange music playing. The music is NECESSARY.

3. http://www.omglasergunspewpewpew.com

Another weird one for you. If you didn’t know, the internet is a strange place. I don’t even want to warn you what this is just take a risk.

2.  http://ilooklikebarackobama.com

Treat yourself to a little presidential procrastination because you can’t deny that this guy does in fact look like Barack Obama. He uses this page to clarify that he is not actually Obama – disappointing. BUT he does have separate pages that detail their close resemblances and slightly different features.

1.     http://procatinator.com

Here’s a nice ~action~ shot. Just to bring it back to the main theme of the Internet, you can’t procrastinate without cats. They’re everywhere!!!

 

Lizzie is a sophomore, majoring in Film and Poli Sci at Wash U. She loves sloths, pizza, Tina Fey, and pizza!