“What?”
1. One Last Time – Ariana Grande
Sounds like: “I know I should’ve farted, at least I’m being honest.”
But it’s actually: “I know I should’ve fought it, at least I’m being honest.”
…But at least she’s being honest?
Listen: (~0:12) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPgEgaPk62M
2. This Ain’t A Scene It’s An Arms Race – Fall Out Boy
Sounds like: “I’m a little man, and I’m also evil, also into cats, also into cats.”
But instead, Pete says: “I’m a leading man, and the lies I weave are oh so intricate, oh so intricate.”
… tbh cats are better anyway so…
Listen: (~1:06) https://youtu.be/GNm5drtAQXs
3. Blank Space – Taylor Swift
Sounds like: “Got a lot of starbucks lovers, they’ll tell you I’m insane.”
But IRL: “Got a long list of ex-lovers, they’ll tell you I’m insane.”
… I identify with one of the statements above and it’s not the second one.
Listen: (~0:56) https://youtu.be/e-ORhEE9VVg
4. Such Sweet Nothing – Calvin Harris ft. Florence Welch
Sounds like: “I’m living on sexy dolphins.”
But sadly it’s just: “I’m living on such sweet nothing.”
…I’ma just let this one sit with you.
Listen: (~1:28) https://youtu.be/17ozSeGw-fY
5. The Sweet Escape – Gwen Stefani ft. Akon
Sounds like: idk. literally. no. idea. This gives me a headache every time I try to figure it out so just no.
What Google claims she’s singing: “Cause I’ve been acting like sour milk all on the floor / It’s your fault you didn’t shut the refrigerator / Maybe that’s the reason I’ve been acting so cold”
… I’m still confused on how she fit that many syllables in like a 3 second time span. #GoGwenCoco
Listen: (~0:40) https://youtu.be/O0lf_fE3HwA
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