1. Why you have multiple tagged photos by a man named Dean Shore
2. Why on Thursday between 11pm and 2am, you can be found at Last Resort
3. Why you can’t pass a Gold’s Gym without thinking of Gold’s Gym kid
4. Why Natty O > Natty Light
5. Why there’s no better text to receive than, “Pitchers at Shorty’s?”
6. That Beta is a sorority
7. That somehow “reading day” will always fall on a Saturday
8. That you’d never miss a tailgate, but can’t remember the last time you actually went into a football game (oops)
9. Why dirty Myrtle is so…dirty
10. Why every time person 1 yells “WAAAAAAAAKE,” person 2 must immediately respond, “FORESTTTTTT”
11. That people will ask you if your school is in Chicago
12. That people will ask you if your school is “near Duke”
13. That you might’ve added an ESE minor just to take classes in Farrell
14. Why you suffer from Dioli’s withdrawal over break
15. Why you’re kind of meh about whether the tunnels are real or not
16. The chain men.
17. Why everyone waited two hours for a Swizzler…
18. Why Senior Fifth will never die
19. How Mama Zoe’s brunch can cure everything
AND
20. What exactly a Demon Deacon is…JK literally don’t think anyone knows that! #GoDeacs