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Every Myers Briggs Personality on Valentine’s Day

 

 

Happy Valentine’s Day! Here’s every Myers-Briggs personality type on this loving day, whether you are single and ready to mingle or taken.

 

ENTP:

“I bet he likes me! You wanna debate me? I know I’ll win because I know it’s true!”

 


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INTP:

*On a date

“Okay now, don’t smile awkwardly, don’t just stare, don’t- oh god I forgot don’t talk to yourself!”

 


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ENTJ:

*On a Tinder bio

“Bosses don’t hire me, I hire the boss.” *winky face


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INTJ:

Other personalities: “Ah, love is in the air.”

INTJ: *holds nose and backs away 


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ENFJ:

*Goes to all their single friends

“What’s wrong? Are you doing alright? You seem sad, is it because it’s Valentine’s Day? Do you need a friend? A cup of hot cocoa? Let me help you!”


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INFJ:

*Realizes they’ve been single for the past 3 years

“What could this possibly mean? Could it be that I have a void in my life I am trying but cannot fill?”


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ENFP:

*Closes eyes, spins a globe, and randomly throws a finger down. 

“Ah, Jamaica, a perfect destination for my next forbidden romance. Let’s go babayyy!”


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INFP:

*Recites while doodling:

“Violet’s are blue, roses are red. My heart is dead, and everything will end in bloodshed”


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ESTJ:

“I would like to have a word with the people who invented Valentine’s Day because it’s so degrading to people who are single. Why should there be a holiday celebrating couples when there is no holiday celebrating singles? I need to petition for a change!”


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ISTJ:

“Hello, so nice to meet you,” *pulls out a sheet of paper 

“I made a list of things to accomplish on this date today, first is family background information – would you like to go first or me to start?”


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ESFJ:

*Walks into any public space 

“YO! What’s good? What’s poppin’’? VALENTINE’S DAY THAT’S WHAT YEAHH!”


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ISFJ:

“I made brownies for Valentine’s Day! You’re single? Here’s a brownie! You’re a married couple? Here’s a brownie! You know what, take two for your husband and children!”


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ESTP:

“Let’s see you can go out on the most dates today, winner treats everyone else to dinner! It’s competition time!”


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ISTP:

“Valentine’s Day? I love Valen- no wait, I HATE Valentine’s Day because I’m so single and it makes me so sad!”


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ESFP:

*Brings personal radio

“MMYYYY heart’s a stereo, it beats for you so listen close – c’mon, sing and dance with me!” 


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ISFP:

“Valentine’s Day? Forget that, all I ever got to date were selfish a**holes, but thankfully I documented all my sorrows down in a song.”


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Note: the comments made in this article are meant to be taken lightheartedly and not intended to offend anyone. I hope everybody enjoyed their prediction and Valentine’s Day!

Eryn Lin

Vanderbilt '21

Economics major, Business and Chinese Culture & Language minor "People will forget what you said, forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel." -Maya Angelou
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