Happy Valentine’s Day! Here’s every Myers-Briggs personality type on this loving day, whether you are single and ready to mingle or taken.
ENTP:
“I bet he likes me! You wanna debate me? I know I’ll win because I know it’s true!”
INTP:
*On a date
“Okay now, don’t smile awkwardly, don’t just stare, don’t- oh god I forgot don’t talk to yourself!”
ENTJ:
*On a Tinder bio
“Bosses don’t hire me, I hire the boss.” *winky face
INTJ:
Other personalities: “Ah, love is in the air.”
INTJ: *holds nose and backs away
ENFJ:
*Goes to all their single friends
“What’s wrong? Are you doing alright? You seem sad, is it because it’s Valentine’s Day? Do you need a friend? A cup of hot cocoa? Let me help you!”
INFJ:
*Realizes they’ve been single for the past 3 years
“What could this possibly mean? Could it be that I have a void in my life I am trying but cannot fill?”
ENFP:
*Closes eyes, spins a globe, and randomly throws a finger down.
“Ah, Jamaica, a perfect destination for my next forbidden romance. Let’s go babayyy!”
INFP:
*Recites while doodling:
“Violet’s are blue, roses are red. My heart is dead, and everything will end in bloodshed”
ESTJ:
“I would like to have a word with the people who invented Valentine’s Day because it’s so degrading to people who are single. Why should there be a holiday celebrating couples when there is no holiday celebrating singles? I need to petition for a change!”
ISTJ:
“Hello, so nice to meet you,” *pulls out a sheet of paper
“I made a list of things to accomplish on this date today, first is family background information – would you like to go first or me to start?”
ESFJ:
*Walks into any public space
“YO! What’s good? What’s poppin’’? VALENTINE’S DAY THAT’S WHAT YEAHH!”
ISFJ:
“I made brownies for Valentine’s Day! You’re single? Here’s a brownie! You’re a married couple? Here’s a brownie! You know what, take two for your husband and children!”
ESTP:
“Let’s see you can go out on the most dates today, winner treats everyone else to dinner! It’s competition time!”
ISTP:
“Valentine’s Day? I love Valen- no wait, I HATE Valentine’s Day because I’m so single and it makes me so sad!”
ESFP:
*Brings personal radio
“MMYYYY heart’s a stereo, it beats for you so listen close – c’mon, sing and dance with me!”
ISFP:
“Valentine’s Day? Forget that, all I ever got to date were selfish a**holes, but thankfully I documented all my sorrows down in a song.”
Note: the comments made in this article are meant to be taken lightheartedly and not intended to offend anyone. I hope everybody enjoyed their prediction and Valentine’s Day!