Pet·ty
o (of behavior) characterized by an undue concern for trivial matters, especially in a small-minded or spiteful way.
To many, being petty can be a good and/or bad thing. If you can relate to more than half of these, you my friend are PETTY!
Restarted an argument because you thought of more valid points afterward
Mimicked someone when you couldn’t think of a comeback or didn’t care what they were saying
Gather information but wait until an argument to further prove your point
Have your read receipts on/intentionally ignored someone because they ignored you
Saying something under your breath and purposely not repeating yourself
Have more screenshots on your phone than you do selfies
Already knew the tea but acts shocked like the news is new to you
You have mastered the side-eye
Seen or heard petty stories and took notes for future use
Known as the “petty friend” within your crew
Brag that no one can be pettier than you because you are the Petty Queen
Acknowledge that petty is the way of life and happiness
HCXO!