Are You Petty?


o     (of behavior) characterized by an undue concern for trivial matters, especially in a small-minded or spiteful way.

To many, being petty can be a good and/or bad thing. If you can relate to more than half of these, you my friend are PETTY!

Restarted an argument because you thought of more valid points afterward


Mimicked someone when you couldn’t think of a comeback or didn’t care what they were saying



Gather information but wait until an argument to further prove your point



Have your read receipts on/intentionally ignored someone because they ignored you



Saying something under your breath and purposely not repeating yourself



Have more screenshots on your phone than you do selfies



Already knew the tea but acts shocked like the news is new to you 



You have mastered the side-eye



Seen or heard petty stories and took notes for future use



Known as the “petty friend” within your crew



Brag that no one can be pettier than you because you are the Petty Queen



Acknowledge that petty is the way of life and happiness