September means one thing to us as students…back to school. Well with back to school comes our favorite time in college SYLLABUS WEEK! Who am I kidding that shouldn’t be in caps because very few of us can physically handle sitting in a classroom watching a professor flip through a ridiculous amount of slides on the projector and talking for what seems to be hours. Here’s a few thoughts I know we can all relate to while we’re sitting there hating our lives during that first week back….
1. I forgot a pencil. How could I possibly have forgotten a pencil?
2. What on earth is this girl writing in her notes already?!
3. I hope they let me use my computer in this class…so I can check my texts without the professor knowing…
4. Who the hell has time to print the syllabus?
5. I swear I’m gonna keep up with the readings this semester
6. I’m totally napping after this class
7. When am I gonna shove lunch in my mouth?
8. More importantly where am I going to get lunch
9. Omg that guy I hooked up with is in this class
10. I should probably look cuter tomorrow….actually never mind screw that