1. Will I find parking today?
2. If I park under the bridge, will a piece of the bridge fall off and hit my car?
3. Why did I buy a parking pass if I can never find a spot?
4. How do I dress when it’s freezing in the morning but warm in the afternoon?
5. Why can’t I understand my math and physics teachers?
6. Why is my degree audit always changing?
7. Why can’t I register for my courses?
8. There’s a cheese club on campus?
9. Is it really that important to go to my 8:30 am class today?
10. Why do the engineers and business students get their own buildings?
11. What’s Labelle?
12. Wait, it’s a building? Where is it?
13. Where is ________ building? I’ve never heard of it.
14. Where is the construction located now?
15. Will I have to change my routes because of it?
16. Who thought it would be a good idea to attach pullout desks to chairs? (Yes, I’m talking about you, Dillon Hall)
17. How am I going to find my way around Chrysler Hall? It’s a rat’s maze!
18. Wait, we are switching from Clew to Blackboard!?
19. What’s Blackboard?
20. How do I use it?
21. Is there a bake sale in CAW today?
22. Will there be a long line at Tim Horton’s in the CAW?
23. Will I be late to class because of this?
24. How do they expect me to get from main campus to the HK building or Labelle in 10 minutes?
25. Will the girls’ basketball team win for the 6th year in a row?
26. Is there a better university? (To clarify, the answer is no!)