1. “These hills… I forgot about these hills…” They’re barely navigable by skateboard or hoverboard. At least you can take in the beautiful scenery as you crawl to class in the Floridian heat, Argos! Stay hydrated!
2. “REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO GOOD!” Get ready to see all of your friends again!
3. “I really hope I don’t get lost. I don’t wanna make a bad first impression by being late.”
4. “Wow, I’m embarrassingly sweaty. This is gross, I’m so glad I remembered my deodor- Oh. It’s melted.”
5. “How did I get into college if I can’t read a map?” Ahh, the campus map. While artistic, it is still a weird hodgepodge of three-dimensional buildings on a slanted background of bushes, overlapping a level graph.
6. “I’m not going to ask someone where I am. They’ll think I’m an idiot.”
7. “Definitely should have asked that person where I am.”
8. “Did the professor just say we only have three grades? …and they’re all exams?”
9. “What does ‘I don’t believe in extra credit,’ mean?”
10. “How long is this class? I’m so hungry.”
11. “I have to buy a $30 clicker when he could just take roll.”
12. “We’re only allowed two absences and we lose a whole letter grade on the third absence?!”
13. “‘The textbook is relatively cheap’?! WHAT WORLD ARE YOU LIVING IN, PROFESSOR? A $260 TEXTBOOK IS NOT CHEAP AT ALL!”
14. “Oh, we’re going on a field trip to the beach. What a shifty way to buy our silent civility. But I’m not complaining; I love Pensacola Beach!”
15. “Alright. Now I have approximately eight minutes to walk from Building 13 to Building 71.”