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Local Student Wearing Crocs is “Going Through A Lot”

Graduating senior Marcy Lee has been seen walking around campus sporting a very confusing look. Having spent the last few months wearing heeled boots and classic flats, Marcy has hit a breaking point and has been pairing high fashion with crocs. 

Marcy’s best friend Hannah has gone on the record to say, “It is pretty weird look. It’s not like she’s wearing leggings, or sweats, she’s literally pairing crocs with dresses and blazers. I’ve had to ask her if she picked up the wrong luggage from her last trip. But, we’ve all been there at some point.”

Leaving the library at 2am, our reporters were able to get some comment from Marcy, only saying, “I graduate in like two months, I haven’t found a job yet, and I have no idea what I’m doing. Adding uncomfortable shoes to this would just be inhumane.”

DISCLAIMER: Satire

Stephanie Zengler is a Business Administration major and Communication Studies minor, and she completely understands if you think her last name is actually Ziegler. Like a lot of business majors, Stephanie has a favorite Andrew Carnegie quote, and like a good communication minor, has very strong opinions on the Oxford comma. Aside from being a Stout student, Stephanie is an avid fan of Bay Area sports, Fleetwood Mac, and the amazingly perfect show Dollface.
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