Graduating senior Marcy Lee has been seen walking around campus sporting a very confusing look. Having spent the last few months wearing heeled boots and classic flats, Marcy has hit a breaking point and has been pairing high fashion with crocs.
Marcy’s best friend Hannah has gone on the record to say, “It is pretty weird look. It’s not like she’s wearing leggings, or sweats, she’s literally pairing crocs with dresses and blazers. I’ve had to ask her if she picked up the wrong luggage from her last trip. But, we’ve all been there at some point.”
Leaving the library at 2am, our reporters were able to get some comment from Marcy, only saying, “I graduate in like two months, I haven’t found a job yet, and I have no idea what I’m doing. Adding uncomfortable shoes to this would just be inhumane.”
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