Local Engineering student Kiera Stryder admits to building a sophisticated life for herself on the gaming platform, the Sims. In real life, Kiera is an overworked honor student with a less than glamorous customer service side job, but in the Sims, she’s a put-together honor student who doubles as a spy.
“I’m just like, really good at things on here. I found all the cheats to make a ton of money, I have an insane house, and my closet is endless. Not to mention that everyone here is practically obsessed with me.”
Kiera’s friends often wonder how she spends all those hours perfecting her Sims life, as she juggles school, her job, and various club responsibilities. Kiera always remarks, “It’s not hard to make time for the things that matter.”
DISCLAIMER: Satire