This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at UW Stout chapter.
Sources have confirmed that local Bio Chem student Kelsie Rink is still “absolutely devastated” by the results of Sunday’s championship game.
Those close to Kelsie are perplexed by her dedication to the 49ers, and say that she has little-to-no connection to the team, and hadn’t been watching them this season.
“It was just all so exciting. I mean, Katie Sowers? JLo and Shakira? This was supposed to be our year.”
Kelsie’s friends can only hope that she soon discovers how absolutely phenomenal the US Women’s Soccer team is.
DISCLAIMER: Satire (the loss is still ridiculously frustrating)