Recent reports have indicated that management student Fiona Castillo has fallen victim to the widespread phenomenon known as mansplaining. While waiting for coffee before class, a philosophy student flagged her down to talk about the limitations of the stock market.
“Honestly, I’m really confused about the whole exchange. I don’t know if he was trying to get a reaction, or wanted someone to hear him out, but he was very adamant that he knew more than me. I’m literally in school studying to be a stock broker, but I guess somebody who doesn’t know the difference between a Roth IRA and an IPA can teach me how the economy works?”
At press time it was reported that Fiona had begun retooling her routine in hopes of avoiding a rematch.
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