This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at UW Stout chapter.
Junior Human Resources Management student Haley Spears has decided to end her months long relationship with a local musician, citing an indifference to sports.
When asked for comment, Haley simply reported, “He kept asking me who I was texting, but really I’m just checking on my bracket.”
Haley’s friends are happy to see her take this step in ending her relationship. “She definitely made the right decision. We are days away from regular season baseball, the Masters are a month out, the Draft is around the corner, and we’re all taking a trip out to the Derby this year. That boyfriend was seriously distracting her from what’s important.”
DISCLAIMER: Satire