Local student Tinsley Barron has come to an important decision about her dating life while pursuing the remainder of her studies. After previously dating a sculptor, a painter, a designer, and most recently an actor, she has decided to stop spending time in the arts building altogether.
“I’m an Economics major. I don’t even know how this happened in the first place. If I have to listen to another boy in a beanie compare me to a summer’s day, I’m just going to transfer schools.”
Tinsley’s friends are applauding her decision in the hopes that they won’t have to attend any more subpar art shows, or film festivals. Since Tinsley’s annoucement, they’ve been trying to set her up with various co-eds in the Managment program, lest the decision be reversed.
DISCLAIMER: Satire