There is no one that understands life better than the Golden Girls. Betty White has always been the queen of sass and no one could sum up college life better.
1. You forget everything you learned last semester. It’s as if a memory wipe was performed immediately after taking your finals.
2. Your bank account is basically nonexistentWhat can I get for two dollars?
3. You’ve embraced your sexuality
And you’re not afraid to show it.
4. You make bad decisions after a night out
Or maybe they were the best decisions.
5. You never miss out on the latest gossipNews spreads like wildfire on campus.
6. But you’ve learned not to give a fuck
Why waste you’re time on people and things that don’t matter.
7. You find your soul mateAnd life wouldn’t be the same without them.
8. You’ve become more aware of your mental health
Taking time for yourself is important.
9. You’ve learned to roll with the punches.
Sometimes life throws you a hard one out of no where, but you don’t let it get you down.