Used to getting attention? Not sure what to do now that you’re away from campus and cut-off from your usual modes of getting attention? Well look no further than this comprehensive list of ways to get attention during quarantine, from one attention seeking personality to another!
- Text Your Ex
Text everyone and tell them that you need to talk. Then completely forget about it. That’ll entertain you for like three hours.
- Dress Up Your Pets
Your Instagram is just BEGGING for an over-the-top photo shoot. Today is the day!
- Infiltrate Your School’s Video Game Community
Chances are, if your school has an active video game organization, they’re also incredibly active on Discord (gamer social media). It shouldn’t take too long to find, and then you’re golden. Watch some Twitch streams, spam them with memes, and post random articles in discussion channels. Bonus points if their President kicks you out!
- Join Tik Tok
These are your people, the ones that will help you truly thrive during this madness! Learn choreographed dances, try out some pranks, and fall in love with the skits. This is your home now. And Lizzo is on Tik Tok so you’re definitely in good company!
We can only hope this is over soon, and we can go back to our regularly scheduled attention-seeking ways!