1. Holy Booty
Who ever came up with spandex athletic pants, we thank you.
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2. Ouch, how does that not hurt?
We will never understand how it doesn’t hurt your bones to be tackled by a 375-pound-man
3. What even is a super bowl?
But seriously though, who came up with a “Super Bowl”? It’s actually best when referencing a “super bowl” of cheezy-flavored snacks.
4. When’s half time?
SO you’re telling me, that when there’s “2 minutes left on the clock, that could mean 30 minutes of playing time???”
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5. OMG!!!!! There’s Gisele Bündchen’s husband!!!!
Tom Brady? Whose that? I prefer watching my favorite angel walk down the runway.
                             Flawless***
6. Wait ok who ate all the taco dip?
Seriously though…………..?
7. ~~~Takes Nap during 3rd Quarter~~~
Fell asleep during the 3rd quarter with 15 minutes remaining, woke up 45 minutes later and there were ten left.
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8. It was so great watching Katy Perry!!!!!!!!