Although the actual Halloween day has now passed, Halloweekend part 2 is still happening this weekend. Since I definitely want to stay in this “spooky” mood, here are some stupid Halloween–themed jokes:
1. What’s a ghoul’s favorite game on Halloween?
… Hide-and-ghost-seek
2. Thanks, Siri.
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3. “All these ghosts and I still can’t find a boo.”
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4. What do you call a vampire that lives in a kitchen?
…Count Spatula
5. I have no words.
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6. What did the ghost say when the skeleton lied to him?
…I can see right through you.
7. What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
…Bamboo
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9. Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
…They have no body to love.
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10. What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?
…Candy corneas