February might be short, but there’s still a lot to do! Not only is it Black History Month and American Heart Month, but it’s also National Grapefruit Month! Need a pick-me-up this February? Here are 28 holidays, so you can celebrate each and every day!
1st. Spunky Old Broads Day
If I were a holiday, this would be it
2nd. Groundhog Day/Eat Ice Cream for Breakfast Day
3rd. Superbowl Sunday
Only here for the commercials… not a fan of football or the NFL, but I’m a big fan of the Superbowl snacks
4th. Stuffed Mushroom Day
5th. Chinese New Years!
Happy year of the pig!
6th. National Chopsticks Day
I’m really bad at using chopsticks so I guess this will be a day of fasting for me
7th. Wave All of Your Fingers at Your Neighbor Day
I don’t have an explanation… just do it
8th. Kite Flying Day
I hope it’s indoors because some parts of the country are literally -50 degrees
9th. National Pizza Day
10th. Umbrella Day
Better hope it rains
11th. Make a Friend Day
12th. Abe Lincoln’s Birthday
13th. Galentine’s Day!
14th. National Organ Donor Day
A fun alternative to Valentine’s Day
15th. National Gum Drop Day
16th. Do a Grouch a Favor Day
i.e. Everyone venmo me money
17th. Random Acts of Kindness Day
See #16
18th. National Drink Wine Day
Is this not every day?
19th. National Chocolate Mint Day
20th. Love Your Pet Day
YOU DON’T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE
21st. Card Reading Day
Greeting? Tarot? Playing? What kind of cards?????
22nd. National Margarita Day
The 22nd is a Friday and you will be able to find me at Guad with a big ol’ marg and a buttload of chips
23rd. International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day
My dog Rosie will especially like this one
24th. National Tortilla Chip Day
See #22 for my identical plans
25th. National Chocolate Covered Peanuts Day
26th. Tell a Fairy Tale Day
27th. No Brainer Day
Not sure if that means everything is easy on the 27th, or if it celebrates people who act like they don’t have a brain
28th. National Tooth Fairy Day
Dear Mom and Dad, please venmo me a quarter with a sleeping emoji in the description
Everyday is a celebration!!!