1. “I am dead inside.”
-For those nights you have 3 papers, hours of studying and no will to do anything.
2. “I understand nothing.”
-When your professor is making no sense sometimes this is all you can say.
3. “Only thing that could make this day better is ice cream.”
-Sometimes this is more true than we would like to admit.
4. “Do you think that doing alcohol is cool?”
-Some of us might have thought this before when we are trying to sleep at 2am while others blare music next door.
5. “I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all, and it’s terrible.
-When any college student tries to describe their least favorite class.
6. “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.”
-I think I have done this so much writing papers that it might as well become a rule of thumb for when I don’t know what to write.
7. Michael: “Wanna hear a lie?” Toby: “What?” Michael:”I…think you’re great. You’re my best friend.”
-When your friend won’t do something simple with you, like walk to the dining hall so you pull out this overly climatic piece of drama in hopes that they will walk with you.
8. “I have cause. It’s beCAUSE I hate him.”
-For us ladies when we don’t quite have a reason for hating a boy, but we know we do.
9. “I am running away from my responsibilities and it feels good.”
-Lets be real, we all procrastinate and it does feel good/.
10. “I would not miss it for the world. But if something were to come up I would definitely not go.”
-We all have that one class that we would do exactly this…
11. “And I knew exactly what to do. But in a more real sense I had no idea what to do. “
-Sometimes assignments leave us confused and sounding exactly like that.
12. “I…declare bankruptcy!”
-How could I not? College has cost us a arm and a leg!