Black nail polish and an overall feeling of apathy towards life are not the only things that make one truly grunge. It’s a lifestyle and a choice, but if these things sound like you…you know you’re grunge.
1. You don’t own jeans without holes.
2. Your wardrobe is as black as your soul.
3. You lose track of how many piercings you have.
4. When wearing a beanie = washing your hair.
5. Your locally brewed coffee has black lipstick stains on it.
6. There is a residual cloud in your room from the incense you’re always burning.
7. You have a crystal on. Always. It’s like religion.
8. You can’t see your wall space, because tapestries.
9. Strangers stop you to ask for a light.
10. When people think your natural hair color just may be blue.
11. Speaking of which, you change heart emojis to reflect the color of your hair.
12. Your guy friends wonder where all their flannels went.
13. You’ve worn out at least three pairs of combat boots. Black, of course.
14. You have more rings on than actual fingers.
15. Your Spotify playlist sounds like a funeral march.
16. You care about life just about as much as Trump cares about immigrants.
Am I angsty enough yet?