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Things Single Girls Think On Valentine’s Day

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Utah chapter.

Valentine’s Day is fast approaching and everyone has one thing on their mind, even the single ladies: Valentine’s plans. Here are some things every single girl thinks during Valentine’s.   

  1. Oh crap, Valentine’s is coming up
  2. Do I have a date?
  3. No.
  4. Am I single AF?
  5. Yes.
  6. Oh well, I will make my own fun!
  7. And by that I am going to buy myself lots of chocolate,
  8. And maybe some bubble bath?
  9. And while I’m at it a new top.
  10.  Basically I will go shopping so I forget how single I am.
  11.  I’m dating myself.
  12.  This is great.
  13.  Maybe I’ll take myself out to dinner…
  14.  Oh wait everywhere is booked with couples.
  15.  Pizza it is! (It’s secretly better this way)
  16. AND because I’m not leaving my house I will most definitely be in my pajamas.
  17.  Maybe I’ll watch a movie…
  18.  But it can’t be romantic, we are not gonna go there.
  19.  I hope I don’t get lonely…
  20.  Or sad…
  21.  I am single…. look at all these happy couples…
  22.  But do they have pizza?
  23.  Are they in their pajamas?
  24.  No and no.
  25.  So who’s the real winner here?

In the end collegiettes, you don’t need a Valentine’s date to have a lovely Valentine’s Day. You’re all pretty great regardless.  

 Communications major at the University of UtahDiet Coke and sea monster enthusiastTrying to change the world one sarcastic article at a time
Her Campus Utah Chapter Contributor