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21 Thoughts A Picky-Eater Has When Eating Out

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Utah chapter.
  1. Alright, new place. Let’s start by looking at the salads those have to be simple. It’s just a salad, right?

  2. Oh, SPICY caesar dressing. I see how it is.

  3. Why did they have to ruin something so beautiful and pure?

  4. No big deal. The pastas can’t be that extravagant.

  5. I can order the loaded mac & cheese and ask for everything on the side.

  6. I’ll just be like: “Yes, I’ll have the pasta with just cheese, please.”

  7. No everyone will judge and laugh at me.

  8. Scrap that plan. Moving on…

  9. If the description of a dish is more than two lines long it’s way too complicated for me.

  10. What even is “blackened” salmon?

  11. Why would someone do that?

  12. Why would someone want that?

  13. Yes please, I’ll take my food burnt tonight.

  14. If I can’t pronounce, it I can’t have it. That’s my motto.

  15. Oooh, Rustic artisan-style pasta.

  16. With chili flakes. Never mind.

  17. Okay, this one doesn’t even have a description.

  18. Oh, “we” are ready to order? Who is this “we” you speak of?

  19. They are looking at you! Say something!

  20. “Chicken Carbonara.” Nailed it

  21. You can’t ever go wrong with bacon.
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