We have all heard one of philosophy’s favorite questions, if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? So basically, if all girls do certain things but no one talks about it, does it really happen? Collegiettes, I think we can all agree that we each have our own quirks and chaos. And while we are all so different, there are just some things we females can’t help but do.
Full disclosure: I am not responsible for the girl code I am about to break as it’s for editorial purposes only.
And if you think you can deny more than half of these things, well, just read number one…
1. Saying the exact opposite of what you are actually thinking
2. Drunk texting someone you know you shouldn’t (and probably regretting it in the a.m.)
3. Dancing in front of a mirror *Hums Outrageous by Britney Spears*
4. Choosing sleep > hygiene
5. Consuming raw cookie dough despite the “warnings”
6. Collecting hair on the shower wall in fear of clogging the drain
7. Singing drunken karaoke
8. Faking it
9. Telling your friends they look good in that
10. Putting on silky PJ pants after shaving your legs
11. Finding yourself way too deep in a social media creep sesh
12. Meeting someone in person that you have already stalked online
13. Spending way too much time trying to get the perfect line
14. Binge watching an entire series in a weekend
15. Then contemplating a whole new life plan
16. Holding someone’s hair when they’ve had a few too many
17. Wearing makeup to workout just incase you run into your gym crush
18. Kegels. And another right now just because you read the word
19. Consuming an entire bottle of wine without help
20. Crying while watching the notebook
21. Sweet-talking your way out of a ticket
22. Googling EVERYTHING
23. Accidentally liking an Instagram photo from way too long ago
24. Denying that you agree with any of the previous statements