When you wake up to clear(er) skin
S/O to Neutrogena, you the real MVP.
When you contour like an absolute champion
If this was an olympic event, I would be seriously decorated.
When your hair just does a thing
Whatever is happening needs to happen more often.
When your winged eyeliner comes out symmetrical on the first try
So blessed. So moved. So grateful. Can’t believe this is my life.
When your legs feel like silky dolphins after you shave
*viciously rubs them together under clean sheets*
When your eyebrow game is strong
~Fleeky~
When your Aunt Flow comes after that small birth control mishap
You’ve never been so grateful to be cranky, bloated and in pain.
When you hit new highs on insta likes
I guess I took a good selfie.
When you get that “Hey stranger” text
Thanks but no thanks, f*c#boy.
When you bump into your ex looking fierce
Eat your heart out, kid.
When your yoga pants are freshly washed
Now they can hug your butt in a way no man ever can.
When all those squats are finally starting to look like they’re paying off
Booty booty booty booty booty rockin’ everywhere
When you flawlessly rap that verse
This one is for the boys with the boomin’ system, top down, A/C with the coolin’ system
When your gel manicure lasts the full 3 weeks
Thats 21 days of finger beauty
When he goes down under without you asking
Good boy, I think I’ll keep you.
When a girl you don’t know pays you a compliment
Girls being nice to girls, this is different.
When someone asks if you’ve lost weight
I have literally done nothing
When Victoria’s Secret has their Semi Annual Sale
7 for $27 I REPEAT 7 for $27