It’s just about that time to say au revoir to second semester. But before we go, I think we need to acknowledge some things that helped us make it out alive….
So thank you to…
1. Netflix, obviously
You’ve given us the gift of binge watching and for that, I cannot thank you enough.
2. Advil
You might have caused damage to my liver, but you simultaneously fought my headaches, so I forgive you.
3. Leggings
…because jeans were never an option.
4. Dunkin’ Donuts, Starbucks, Bagelz, Brewed Awakenings and Cool Beans… And the list goes on.
Shout out to all the places I called my home away from home.
5. Yik Yak
Thanks for keeping me updated when the football team lost time and time again, in addition to the glorious occassions where they brought cute animals on the quad.
6. The 24-hour room at the library
Even though your printer failed me on multiple occassions, I thank you for being there when I realized at 1:30am that I needed that hard-copy in class at 8am the next day. Your sleepless habits are a blessing.
7. Wikipedia & Yahoo Answers
You kept it simple and gave us college students what we wanted to hear. I would also like to extend a small thank you to the dudes who run these blogs from their basements – don’t tell my professor, but I quoted you as a scholarly article.
8. Naps
I looked forward to you from the moment I woke up to the moment I went to bed.
9. Hungryrhody.com
May your calzone’s and Chinese food one day recieve the ‘culinary seal of genius’ they rightfully deserve.
10. Her Campus Articles
Lastly, I couldn’t have made it through second semester without spending hours upon hours scrolling through highlarious and enteraining articles from countless chapters. I regret nothing.